Poor Timmy lol!!!

What I found weird is that in early episodes she made Timmy do her homework. Now...Timmy is a 10 year old with a short attention span and a questionable fifth grade education. If he was doing her homework - well lets just say that her grades would stand to improve if she DIDN'T turn in anything at all.

If I were Timmy, I'd take the opportunity to kill Vicky right then and there:

[Wakes up, sees Timmy with a giant sledgehammer] "Hey, twerp! What are you doing with a weapon?! I'M the sadistic one!"
[Devilish grin] "Not any more, you're not!" [Swings the sledgehammer, but Vicky dodges]
[Timmy chases Vicky around with the sledgehammer]
[Backed into a corner] "Please don't kill me! I'm sorry for how I've treated you! Will you find it in your heart to forgive me?"
"Hmm... lemme think about it... NO!" [Laughs maniacally as he proceeds to smash Vicky's head in]
[Cosmo, Wanda and Poof are watching from the staircase]
"Oh, this is horrible! Shouldn't we stop him?!"
"Naw. I'd like to see how this goes."
"Well, it's too late to do anything now. Vicky's already dead!"
[Sure enough, Vicky is now a lifeless corpse with her brains all over the floor]
"There. I did it. No more sadistic babysitter!" [Evil grin]
"Timothy Tiberius Turner! What you just did was the worst thing a godchild could possibly do! I'm sorry, but you've just proven that you don't deserve us any more!'
"Aw, come on! I wish you could at least clean up this mess so my parents won't find out!"
"No! We won't grant any more wishes! You're just gonna have to take responsibility for your actions! Come on, Cosmo, we're leaving this lunatic!"
"Wait, he said, 'I wish'! Shouldn't we--" [Wanda glares at him] "Oh, all right!"
[Cosmo, Wanda and Poof POOF! away]
"OK, Timmy--gotta think! You've been in worse situations than this before--" [Sound of Timmy's parents knocking on the door]
Mr. Turner: "We're back, Vicky! How was Timmy?"
[Trying to sound like Vicky] :Uh, everything's fine! Timmy was a good boy!"
Mr. Turner: "He was? Wait a minute, you usually say that Timmy did something bad!"
[As Vicky] "Uh, no, everything's fine! Timmy was on his best behavior today!"
Mrs. Turner: "We're unlocking the door!"
[As Vicky] "No, wait, don't--"
[Timmy's parents come in]
"Uh, welcome home!"
Mr. Turner: "Where's Vicky? And why does it smell like someone's just taken a dump in the living room--" [Sees Vicky's corpse] "Oh, my God! Timothy Tiberius Turner, what have you done?!"
"Uh, nothing?"
Mr. Turner: "Don't lie to me, son! I see that sledgehammer behind your back!"
"Uh, Vicky gave it to me?"
Mr. Turner: "No, you killed her! I'm calling the cops!"
"What?! No! I'm too young to go to jail!"
Mrs. Turner: "Actually, you'll probably be put in a juvenile detention center until you're old enough to go to jail!"
"Oh, man!"
[Sure enough, Timmy is tried and convicted for Vicky's murder]
Judge: "Timothy Tiberius Turner, it is the verdict of this court that you be taken to the Dimmsdale Juvenile Detention Center until your eighteenth birthday, at which point you will be taken to the Dimmsdale Penitentiary, where you will remain with no chance of parole, there to spend the rest of your natural life!"
"Oh, crap!"
Judge: "Watch your language, Mr. Turner, or you may even get the death penalty!"
[Timmy sighs]
[Later, at the Dimmsdale Juvenile Detention center, Timmy is escorted to his cell and there meets his cellmate...]
"Francis?!"
Francis: "Yes, Turner, it's me! I'm gonna tear you a new butthole the size of the Grand Canyon!'
[Gulps] "Uh, you're not gonna butt-rape me, you? "
Francis: "What?! No! I'm not gay! Now hold still and let me rip you apart!"
[Francis starts chasing Timmy around]
"Why me?"
[Iris out]
[The End]

Question: if you launched a twerp of 50 pounds from a 50 foot cannon into a 50 mile per hour wind, how far would he fly?

Vickysleeping) no come back little pink hat buck thooth cuddly. your the only one that can keep the ickys away!(hugs timmy tightly)
Timmy: shes thuching me

Vicky sometimes makes Timmy do her homework.